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Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when
suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties.
He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled
to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his
horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray,
"God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop being
bad!"
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see
the train getting closer! He prayed again,
"God, please get my foot out and I'll stop swearing AND being
bad!"
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just
seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's
horn blared.
He tried his plea one more time,
"God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit
being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop trying to look up
little Mary's dress."
Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free
and he fell backwards, the train narrowly missing him. He got
up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said
"Thanks anyway God, I got it myself."
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